chippyyyz:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

No, fuck. Chiropractors

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

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buckybarness:

CRIMSON PEAK
2015 | dir. Guillermo del Toro

plastidecor:

plastidecor:

jack stauber

This video has fucking ruined my life I’ll be trying to fall asleep and then my brain blares “you don’t need to like my… bug art… its okay”

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waitwhatdidtheysay:

dragonsspire:

dr-algernop:

hell-aint-a-bad-place:

UNMUTE

I love that this person starts in English and then clearly decides that Spanish (?) Is the Correct Language to speak to this deer in. And you know What? They’re right.

[captions]

{animal bleats within parentheses}

Person holding camera: (bleats loudly) Hey, where your mom at? Where y- (bleats) dónde está mamá? Dónde? (bleats softly) Dónde? (bleats softly) Dónde tu mamá? No tengas? N-no tengas? No tienes? (bleats) Lo siento, pobrecito. 

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dearings:

anomalous-heretic:

anomalous-heretic:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

Christians keep stealing shit from other esoteric traditions when St Barbara is right there.

Y'all have a PATRON SAINT OF BOMBS AND EXPLOSIONS AND NONE OF Y'ALL EVER MENTION HER

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Her symbology is the Chalice and Cannon. Queen.

her Wikipedia page says she’s lesbian

*LEBANESE

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patron saint of osha

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cerastes:

cerastes:

Had a real moment when Squid Game spawned into existence with millions of prepackaged fans out of the aether because I thought people were talking about

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Oh, the picture of the man is unrelated, I just thought he was handsome and that he looked like a good father.

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jackdaw-kraai:

raunip:

HELP IM ADDICTED TO MAKING THESE EDITS I CANT BELIEVE THIS MOMENT WAS IMMORTALIZED ON VIDEO

You look at them, you see the puppeteers do their thing and talk straight into the mic, and yet, you still can’t see anything but the puppets.

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